San Diego Sports
Well, I uh…sure! Jayce Tingler is the new manager for the San Diego Padres. The 73rd in team history. That’s not a real stat, but who gives a shit? As I tweeted out earlier today, we all knew this was coming. You knew as soon as you heard the name “Jayce Tingler” that he was […]
I don’t know shit about shit. I read more than I ever thought I would. I stay up to date on politics and news way more than I probably need to, and I surround myself with history books, history podcasts, and documentaries about geopolitical struggles that my daughter for some reason calls “dumb president shows” […]
Most of us wanted Andy Green fired. That’s just the truth, and it’s fine. It honestly makes no difference. Andy Green was a rookie manager who didn’t have enough experience to lead guys who were pretty much his age into the new era of brown and gold. If we kept him it would have been […]
I don’t know who needs to read this. Maybe it’s just for me. Maybe cause it’s been on my mind a lot. Like, a lot. I want an NBA team in San Diego. I want it like I want all the Oreos. Which, is a lot. I want a lot of the Oreos. Correction, as […]
Like most Padres fans I was pretty disappointed in losing Franmil Reyes for seemingly another prospect that might not pan out. We had a legitimate power hitter in Franmil, who couldn’t really field, but was a damn delight to watch. But, just like how jokes don’t sell air conditioners, having a great time in the […]
INT. DAY – BASEMENT IN A NONDESCRIPT HOUSE IN SAN DIEGO. Two men, Peter Podcast and Bobby Blogger, both in their late 20’s/early 30’s enter a basement. Peter is wearing a Padres camouflage Heath Bell jersey while Bobby is sporting the 1998 World Series commemorative T-shirt. Both in flip-flops, both already balding, both in cargo […]
You’re exhausting. You’re ridiculous. You’re a joke. Not a funny one. A sad one. A Jay Leno monologue joke. If your fandom relies on the box score of every game played then get out. If you want to stay then stop with the moronic tweets and ignorant posts that the Padres suck, or that it’s […]
Fernando Tatis, Jr will hit safely in 43 consecutive games, and the city will hold a parade to commemorate this achievement every 43 days for the next five years. Eric Hosmer will also hit safely in 43 consecutive games, but somehow it just won’t matter as much, you know? Manny Machado will hit .304 with […]
I’m not exactly sure how I should start this post, but I don’t think that’s ever stopped Nick Canepa from writing, so I’ll continue. In fact, if I were to think like Nick Canepa I’d obviously start with something about the Chargers, then move backward hopefully touching on the topic the article is about. Then […]
The San Diego Sports Association named Philip Rivers it’s Professional of the Year and it was wrong.