20 Bold Predictions for the Padres in 2019!

Fernando Tatis, Jr will hit safely in 43 consecutive games, and the city will hold a parade to commemorate this achievement every 43 days for the next five years. Eric Hosmer will also hit safely in 43 consecutive games, but somehow it just won’t matter as much, you know? Manny Machado will hit .304 with […]

The Lava Lamp 2018 – The Outfield

The Volcano of Hot Talent Lava has begun to bubble up to the Earth’s surface and threatens to bury the rest of Major League Baseball in a cloud of ash and soot in 2018. Or something. I’m not a volcanologist and I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.