The Skipper!

Most of us wanted Andy Green fired. That’s just the truth, and it’s fine. It honestly makes no difference. Andy Green was a rookie manager who didn’t have enough experience to lead guys who were pretty much his age into the new era of brown and gold. If we kept him it would have been […]

I Want It, Now!

I don’t know who needs to read this. Maybe it’s just for me. Maybe cause it’s been on my mind a lot. Like, a lot. I want an NBA team in San Diego. I want it like I want all the Oreos. Which, is a lot. I want a lot of the Oreos. Correction, as […]

Just What Is Actually Happening Here?

Like most Padres fans I was pretty disappointed in losing Franmil Reyes for seemingly another prospect that might not pan out. We had a legitimate power hitter in Franmil, who couldn’t really field, but was a damn delight to watch. But, just like how jokes don’t sell air conditioners, having a great time in the […]

The Tale Of Peter Podcast and Bobby Blogger Pt. 1

INT. DAY – BASEMENT IN A NONDESCRIPT HOUSE IN SAN DIEGO. Two men, Peter Podcast and Bobby Blogger, both in their late 20’s/early 30’s enter a basement. Peter is wearing a Padres camouflage Heath Bell jersey while Bobby is sporting the 1998 World Series commemorative T-shirt. Both in flip-flops, both already balding, both in cargo […]

The Day-to-Day Padres Fan Must Die

You’re exhausting. You’re ridiculous. You’re a joke. Not a funny one. A sad one. A Jay Leno monologue joke. If your fandom relies on the box score of every game played then get out. If you want to stay then stop with the moronic tweets and ignorant posts that the Padres suck, or that it’s […]

20 Bold Predictions for the Padres in 2019!

Fernando Tatis, Jr will hit safely in 43 consecutive games, and the city will hold a parade to commemorate this achievement every 43 days for the next five years. Eric Hosmer will also hit safely in 43 consecutive games, but somehow it just won’t matter as much, you know? Manny Machado will hit .304 with […]

SEZ ME…

I’m not exactly sure how I should start this post, but I don’t think that’s ever stopped Nick Canepa from writing, so I’ll continue. In fact, if I were to think like Nick Canepa I’d obviously start with something about the Chargers, then move backward hopefully touching on the topic the article is about. Then […]

You’re Just Now Upset?

There has been so much made of this Acee article that I had no choice to sit down and write my own. I mean, why not? Who cares? Its all noise anyway. Everything that anyone writes on the topic of Padres spending is background noise to a quiet funeral happening in another room. With all […]

TKF United – Tommy Hough

IT’S STADIUM TALK THAT ROCKS! In this episode Dallas sits down with environmentalist, former radio DJ, and candidate for City Council District 6, Tommy Hough, to discuss the future of Mission Valley. They talk about the environmental issues that have always faced the area and the stadium, if those issues have any chance of resolve, […]