Haiku’s Happy Hour
Pads drop three of four Kinsler continues his streak Of disappointment
Padres Haiku
The Blackout
Next Series: 2019 Vedder Cup vs Seattle Mariners @ Petco Park
Game 24 – April 23, 7:10pm PDT
Nick Margevicius (1-2, 3.60) vs Erik Swanson (0-1, 3.88)
Game 25 – April 24, 12:40pm PDT
Chris Paddack (0-1, 2.25) vs Felix Hernandez (1-1, 4.91)
Natural Rivals: M’s are here to crush dingers You are hereby warned
Mariners Haiku
Seattle’s fortunes Improved since those practice games Up in the northwest
Mariners Haiku
Mariners pitchers Are liable to blow big leads. Watch all nine innings
Mariners haiku
The expectations Have risen by several games Still, no October
Mariners Haiku