Friars #NoFilter – Logan Allen

Friars #NoFilter – Logan Allen

A couple minor league pitchers threw a combined no-hitter for the San Antonio Missions. Logan Allen is 21 and threw 105 pitches before Jason Jester (Under-rated Baseball name) finished the job in the last two innings. Jason has a private account and has yet to allow me the follow. In the meantime let’s grade Logan’s Instagram account before he needs double Tommy John surgery and an artificial hip.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjd1Sc9n-jP/?taken-by=sd_southpaw26

If they weren’t minor league pitchers, I see them opening an insurance agency somewhere in the American southwest, and killing it at that as well!!  Also, who keeps the ball? Do they cut it in half?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhAjIBPlpnx/

As far as baseball mug shots go, this one’s a snoozer. Logan, you’re named after Wolverine, try to look tough.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfZuLYsltr3/

Looks like the dude threw out everything that didn’t spark joy.

Surprised Logan got this picture, Cena has told us on many occasions that we cannot see him.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BN8MYrkhQGu/

That’s a fine sunset pic. Paints a better picture than Thomas Kinkade.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNszv7Mhmpt/

“Hands-up. Who thinks the Padres should DFA Mitchell and call me up?”

A pile of peanut-butter is not an optimal food pic.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLTz2AkFcE2/

Oh, Hi Angela! you really ARE everywhere. #GoldenAgeofPadresShoutOuts

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIlu3Jih2fr/

Probably sees better than half the Umpires in Double A.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZoXzB_lsYE/?taken-by=sd_southpaw26

This is, perhaps, the only acceptable alternative to a dog pic.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWwCxGNFvTy/?taken-by=sd_southpaw26

#PadresMeatTwitter

 

Throwing a no-hitter from the mound is spectacular, but not having any hits on your IG is sad. C-
Logan, step up your IG game before you get called up.

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